So I guess I'm a spammer.

Whatever the hell that means. Apparently my blog has been labeled as a "potential spam blog," meaning no one can read it. So all these words I'm typing are to myself. All these random and unsubstantiated thoughts and desires, and no other idiots to read them and comment.

This must be what blog purgatory is like.

So I guess I have a blog now.

I really hate these things, and the pretentious people who write upon them several times daily and reference them unnecessarily in social situations. So you can assume this will not be written upon often. That said, I am now part of the internet.

Go Pokes, Go Dawgs.